Lost keys… continued

Well, for the most part the issue with my old apartments is straightened out, aside from the fact that I owe them $1,617.

What have I learned?

1. Don’t be lazy and always put everything in writing.

When I was still going to school, I was working a job where Amanda and I were living in a group home for 2 weeks out of each month, basically taking care of 8 mentally handicapped adults. Boy, was that interesting. We had to take a handful of classes on things that I don’t even remember anymore, considering I can’t think of any of the classes we took. One thing I do remember learning, though was that if you didn’t WRITE IT DOWN, it didn’t happen. When it boils down to it, signing papers and putting things in writing will save your ass, and your wallet, too.

2. If you have any money to your name, people will find a way to make you spend it.

I’ve been blessed with this problem. Someone always has their damn hand out. It’s getting old, you people are going to make me go broke.

So what’s the deal with the lost keys? A week after I moved into my house, we moved into a new office at work. This was well over a month ago, and for some reason my boss never asked for the keys back. Yesterday he sent us an email saying he needed to have our keys back by noon. I checked my keyring and, of course, they are not there. I freaked out promptly. Have I lost more keys? Is this going to be a big deal to my boss?

I worked late last night so when I got home I frantically searched the house for the keys. How could I have lost more keys? Come on Kelley, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I never found them.

Turns out I’d given them back already. Yeah, I’m really stupid…

Ode to momma blogs

I was watching HGTV today, as I do every day when they were showing a man finishing the playhouse he’d just constructed for his baby girl. She may be have been two, I guess. I’m not much with baby ages. Right as he finished it, she walked up, swung the door open, walked in, and slammed it shut. For some reason it struck me as possibly the cutest thing I’ve seen ever.

She was precious. I wanted one and proceeded to have a mild panic attack at the idea of this strange feeling being a baby pang. Luckily by the commercial break I had come to my senses and realized I just visit waaaay to many moms on the intranets. Boy am I silly!

I don’t know how long this spurt of superpowerblogging will last for me but I’m sure I’ll appreciate it later.

Edit: Later while watching more HGTV i saw at least two old VW Beetles. I may not be having baby pangs yet, but those were some serious Beetle pangs, ya heard!

Why I love digg.com

I was reading up on digg today and found some lame tutorial, but before I even read it I found something a little confusing in the comments:

by alive1 18 hours ago
Psch… that’s crazytalk. Anybody who buys a mac instantly becomes a trendy black-haired designer guru.

by combustion8 18 hours ago
…and drives a VW.

I didn’t know whether I should laugh or feel bad about myself.

peachiepunker.tripod.com

I found some old “banners” (if you could even call them that) today and thought they were absolutely hysterical. I mean seriously.

lesley

banner

fireworks

I guess they can’t be considered TOO bad, because I know I see worse at work. They’re still pretty putrid though. At least I can say I did those in Fireworks rather than photoshop.

Here is a recent (as in yesterday recent) ad that I designed for work. I guess I got a little better. :P

I Don’t NEED Drugs…. Biiiiyatch!

Lookie what I found on Myspace today… dun dun DUUUN!

Thursday, January 25, 2007
ive got ur number, see if i call again….
Current mood: cynical

my whole perspective on life has changed dramaticaly over the past few weeks. turns out the people who i held closest to my heart could care less what the fuck is goin on with me. the only time i was ever called was when u were bored. well, the next time ur bored call someone else. i have no time for people who have no time for me. i might sound a little hypocritical but im seriously trying to stay away from all forms of drugs. anyone that i know that does do drugs, good for you, but i dont NEED drugs to feel good about myself so dont push that shit in my face.

I know I should not even acknowledge that because adding fuel to the fire is that last thing I want to do, but it’s just.so.funny. I don’t think he knows about my blog or I’m sure this entry would have caused the shit to hit the fan. But nothing more has happened so I think I’ll be safe to laugh at this here without sending anybody over edge. And, if it does, well, then.. oh well. I think he is a little on the delusional side and it really makes me laugh that he thinks people have pushed drugs in his face. Do what? I’m not even going to start on the whole, me only calling him when I’m bored thing. If I’m busy, I’m busy. Go fuck yourself!

I need to post something of interest so my despair visitors have something to actually comment on but I’m feeling surprisingly random and I’m at work trying to kill 41 minutes before I get to go sit in 30 more minutes of traffic. Lesley told me that Nashville is one of the highest traffic cities. Yay for Nashville!

I’m so tired. Maybe next time I’ll have something good to say.

Cigarette Butts.

I was taking a smoke break at work today and thought about the first time my grandfather caught me smoking a cigarette.

We had these really old wrought iron chairs that sat out on the front porch (something simliar to this… take note of the holes where your butt goes). My good friend Amanda and I were sitting in these chairs taking a little smoke break when I spotted my grandfather coming up the sidewalk.

I had been holding the cigarette underneath my seat for this very reason, but when I saw him, I quickly tried to put it out on one of the pieces of iron on the chair. I was wearing a pair of thin white gauchos, and when I went to put the cigarette out on the chair, I completely missed and put it out on my ass.

It hurt. Real bad.