A few weeks ago, Shawn and I made a stop at Kroger, like we do just about every day, to pick up a few things for dinner. When we were leaving he remembered that he needed to get some cigarettes so we went to Customer Service.

In front of us was an old, crotchety looking man who tried to tell us that there was a woman in front of us who ran to get something and to hold her spot. Ummm, no. She left the line, it’s our spot now.

After standing there forever, it’s finally his turn at the register. It seems like he is trying to return something and is not being allowed to because he doesn’t have a receipt, or something along those lines. He starts to get angry so I start paying attention and as soon as I do he slams his item down on the counter–a package of adult diapers.

I’m looking at Shawn like, “Are you seeing this?” in complete shock. I almost felt sorry for him, cause he was old and had the diapers and all but it’s like, do you have to be a jerk about it by giving the young teenage girl at the counter a hard time due to company policy?

Silly old man.

I’ve been interested in carnival cruises for a long time now, ever since one of my ex’s told me that he’d been  on a cruise that went all the way to Alaska or something crazy like that. He and his little rich family were always doing extravagant things.

I was checking up on him on myspace just the other day, and of course nothing too exciting was going on there. Not that I can talk because my life is just a barrel of monkeys and all. But you know what I’m saying. I might as well stop. For a while I was checking his email and getting in on all the good shit. He had no clue I ever even knew his password. I just watched him type it one day when he was logging on to ichat. I’m that good

Tonight I was watching The Soup with Les when we saw the FUNNIEST thing I’ve seen ever. It was this really old school commercial for a doll that pees, and it had this funny song.. I can’t remember how it went but it kept on about a wee wee and the next thing I know they pull down a flap in little dolly weewee’s pajamas and there it was! A full fledge babydoll dingdong! PEEING!

I laughed, and laughed… boy am I glad I witnessed that.

I love Sublime. They make me happy and warm inside.

I’m thankful that it’s Tuesday. I will actually get to enjoy the sunlight today!  I don’t know what I will do though, probably come home and get on the internet, I’m sure. Internet, you’re such a bad habit.

Why did they have to make this thing so addicting? I am on a computer/the internet all day at work and I can still stand to come home and hop back on the first chance I get. I blame the internet for my lack of motivation to do anything outside of it. It’s an addiction, a serious one!!!

Paul’s always mentioned that he thinks it’s funny how much I loooove to go out to eat. I don’t know why this is, maybe because I can’t cook? Whenever I’m hungry and think about the possibilities, a bowl of Spaghetti O’s or a can of chicken & dumplings rarely ever seems to hit the spot. There’s always the option of a frozen pizza or macaroni and cheese but seriously, do you know how long I’ve been eating that shit?

Paul can cook. And I don’t just mean he is able, he CAN COOK, like really really good. For some reason though when we run out of food at the house instead of going grocery shopping I get on a “let’s go out” kick and it usually lasts for longer than a week. It’s a little bit ridiculous, honestly… cos it just gets way out of hand.

I’ve had so much Jack in the Box in the past week if you cut open my belly Jack! himself would jump out.