20/20 vision and I still can’t read your site

I’m telling you this site really, really needs a new layout. I wanted to put up one that reese of scribblescratch.com has created but I’m afraid it’s not widgetized. My layouts HAVE to have widgets because I am too lazy to fix up the sidebars everytime I put up a new theme.

I also hate it when a site is using a teeny tiny font that requires a damn magnifier to even read what it says. I admit my current font isn’t as large as it could be, but you can generally pull off small font sizes with san serif fonts. If I were using Times New Roman for example I doubt you could read a word.

Lazy Sunday brings case of the Mondays

Abandoning this site once again. I don’t know why I do it really, I need to keep up with it better but I’m telling ya payu needs a system where they email you when you have assignments because I always forget to look darnit.

Today is Monday which means I hate my life at the moment because I hate working, especially when it’s for such a long period of time. This weekend was pretty fun, some folks came over on Saturday including Les and I got really drunk. Then I spent Sunday lounging around doing a whole lot of nothing, pantless. That’s right, I boycotted pants yesterday. Not that I really need them my legs are so hairy it’s like a thin layer of fur.

Ha ha haaa, I know you wanted to know that.

Are you in need of HDMI switches?

ugh

So I still haven’t received the two tax forms that I’m waiting on and at this point I’m getting a little angry about it.

NEWSFLASH COUNTRYWIDE AND PAYPERPOST: You guys are getting on my nerves!

Fucker

Despite having a three day weekend last week, it was still pretty crappy. I’ve been having some problems with my current roommate, and those issues had to be addressed this weekend because I simply could handle it no longer. I spent most of the weekend being bent out of shape about that, and then, on the third day of my glorious weekend I realized that my Canon Rebel XTi was no longer in it’s case and this only meant one thing: Paul stole it.

I was bent out of shape about him even being in town a week ago but this was just the icing on the cake. Whenever I would use my camera it ALWAYS made its way back into the case. I paid over $900 (including tax and a memory card) for that camera and I wasn’t about to let it get lost or broken. The case was the safest place for it to be. I kept the case in my closet because that seemed like the logical place to put it.

When he and I were living together I watched that camera constantly. I ALWAYS checked to make sure it was still in it’s place and it really chaps my ass that the ONE TIME I did not think about it, or didn’t think to check, or didn’t think to hide it, he snagged it from me. I called him up and gave him a good verbal beating, but that won’t get my camera back. It’s long gone now and I couldn’t be any sicker about it.

Box cutters are not a good thing to lose

Box cutters are a must have in just about any household or job setting because you really never know when you’ll need one. I find myself needing one for the most random of things all the time, and yet I can’t ever find one. I’ll search the house up and down saying to myself, “I KNOW I saw one of these laying around just the other day…” and of course shortly after I no longer need one I will find one. It’s really very frustrating, but that’s what happens when you’re forgetful and lose everything like myself. Sheesh

Manic Monday

It’s not even  Monday today yet it really feels like it, since I had MLK day off from work. But now on Tuesday I’m faced with the same ole Monday routine and duties, which I hate. Mondays (or Tuesday in disguise) are my least favorite day of the week. It makes me feel like hurting myself. Damn.

100% Woman, 100% of the time

Les was playing the Sims for a while and apparently her version ran out so she couldn’t play anymore… so I decided to get it for Christmas for her. And being the impatient terd I am, I went ahead and gave it to her early. It seems like I’ve created a monster because she’s never online anymore, always playing the Sims. I heard her boyfriend complain even, cause she’s always playing the sims. I’m really glad she liked her gift but damn, man!