I just love shows involving drugs and addicts. A little pitiful, I’m aware but it is a very intersting subject to me. My current favorite, aside from Intervention — who only airs new episodes when they feel like it — is Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. I promise it’s not just because I have a very scary crush on Dr. Drew Pinksy, WOOooo doggy.

Seems like most of the celebrities are just washed up retards who I’ve never heard of before with the exception of Brigitte Neilson (my absolute favorite, what a nice lady) and Chyna doll. I guess they’re just as washed up as the rest but I’ve actually heard of them before.

Chyna is in a bit of denial because she claims not to be an addict and she won’t even admit that she is addicted to legal steroids, but Shawn says that’s because the WWF (or whatever it’s called now) won’t allow its wrestlers to admit to any sort of steroid use. Which is just ridiculous cause HELLO, have you heard this woman speak lately? Have you SEEN HER?

The celeb that gets the smallest amount of air time is some chick from Family Matters who claims to be addicted to pot, which really is just a laughing matter.

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