I need a maid

A few months ago I got really sick of standing out in the cold to smoke, so I designated the once a garage, now den to be the smoke room. I’d really like to invest in air cleaners, though so that maybe the air in the den will be just as clean as it is in the rest of the house.

I really need to give my house a good cleaning, but I HATE to do the “scrub and dust” type cleaning. I don’t mind putting things away or doing the dishes, even the laundry is managable for me – but I never feel like dusting or scrubbing the bathtub. Sounds pretty frightening, I’m sure you think there’s mold crawling up my bathroom walls. Rest assured, there isn’t – not yet anyways.  :P

God dogparents anyone?

If your job is high risk life insurance is a must need for you. What would your family do if something happened while you were away?

I don’t think I have life insurance, I don’t even know. I have health insurance, but at this point I don’t really think it’s needed. I do need to come up with some sort of plan though — what would happen to little Lola Bean and Duker if I wasn’t around to take care of them? If my dogs ended up in some shitty shelter I do believe I would roll over in my grave.

They never give up

My history with a drug addict has made me a very paranoid little lady. I’m always terrified of my stuff being stolen and fear that if I leave anything worth any value what-so-ever around someone I don’t really know it’s going to disappear. I hate thinking this way because it’s not fair to assume just about everyone you come in contact is a thief, but I’d rather think that way and still have my stuff.

I try to keep things on lock down so I’ve been thinking about some tsa locks to keep my DLSR safe if I ever get around to replacing my old one.

Speaking of that dumb drug addict who stole countless items right out from under me… he sent me a text message today saying he loved me. Ummmm… delusional much?

Celebrities in Rehab

I just love shows involving drugs and addicts. A little pitiful, I’m aware but it is a very intersting subject to me. My current favorite, aside from Intervention — who only airs new episodes when they feel like it — is Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. I promise it’s not just because I have a very scary crush on Dr. Drew Pinksy, WOOooo doggy.

Seems like most of the celebrities are just washed up retards who I’ve never heard of before with the exception of Brigitte Neilson (my absolute favorite, what a nice lady) and Chyna doll. I guess they’re just as washed up as the rest but I’ve actually heard of them before.

Chyna is in a bit of denial because she claims not to be an addict and she won’t even admit that she is addicted to legal steroids, but Shawn says that’s because the WWF (or whatever it’s called now) won’t allow its wrestlers to admit to any sort of steroid use. Which is just ridiculous cause HELLO, have you heard this woman speak lately? Have you SEEN HER?

The celeb that gets the smallest amount of air time is some chick from Family Matters who claims to be addicted to pot, which really is just a laughing matter.

20/20 vision and I still can’t read your site

I’m telling you this site really, really needs a new layout. I wanted to put up one that reese of scribblescratch.com has created but I’m afraid it’s not widgetized. My layouts HAVE to have widgets because I am too lazy to fix up the sidebars everytime I put up a new theme.

I also hate it when a site is using a teeny tiny font that requires a damn magnifier to even read what it says. I admit my current font isn’t as large as it could be, but you can generally pull off small font sizes with san serif fonts. If I were using Times New Roman for example I doubt you could read a word.

KRAFT

As you may or may not know, I recently lost my previous roommate which has left me with an empty bedroom in my house. After putting some thought into it, I think I’ve decided what I want to do with the extra space, and it DOES NOT include having another roommate (NEVER AGAIN!!)

I’m going to turn it into a CRAFT ROOM!! How exciting, huh? I’ve recently taken on making my own jewelry and while it’s a little rocky so far, I’m really enjoying myself. I’d like to get a large table for sewing and other crafts, line the closet with shelves that can hold Kravet fabrics and other necessities. It’ll be great – no internet or television though, only crafts!

I haven’t decided on a wallcolor yet as the room is one of the two that hasn’t been painted yet. There’s no way I could stand to look at that ugly builder beige color and expect to get something done.

Once I get on the ball and am creating cool stuff I’m going to hopefully list things on etsy and make a killing! :P

Lazy Sunday brings case of the Mondays

Abandoning this site once again. I don’t know why I do it really, I need to keep up with it better but I’m telling ya payu needs a system where they email you when you have assignments because I always forget to look darnit.

Today is Monday which means I hate my life at the moment because I hate working, especially when it’s for such a long period of time. This weekend was pretty fun, some folks came over on Saturday including Les and I got really drunk. Then I spent Sunday lounging around doing a whole lot of nothing, pantless. That’s right, I boycotted pants yesterday. Not that I really need them my legs are so hairy it’s like a thin layer of fur.

Ha ha haaa, I know you wanted to know that.

Are you in need of HDMI switches?