I’ve been interested in carnival cruises for a long time now, ever since one of my ex’s told me that he’d been on a cruise that went all the way to Alaska or something crazy like that. He and his little rich family were always doing extravagant things.
I was checking up on him on myspace just the other day, and of course nothing too exciting was going on there. Not that I can talk because my life is just a barrel of monkeys and all. But you know what I’m saying. I might as well stop. For a while I was checking his email and getting in on all the good shit. He had no clue I ever even knew his password. I just watched him type it one day when he was logging on to ichat. I’m that good