Last night while I was moving furniture, my thumb got stuck inbetween the love seat and the door frame. It hurt so bad I had to put the love seat on hold and do one of those dances where you try to force the pain out of your body by doing something stupid because it hurts so bad.

My thumb hasn’t started to turn colors, but I can see a mark on the nail where it got squashed, and even today it still really hurts. I hope something nasty doesn’t happen – like my thumbnail fall off. That would just be gross, and painful. Why am I such a clutz?