SO. I believe I am getting another dog. Hopefully tomorrow.
I know I had my heart set on a kittie…. but after learning that the neighbors were still wanting to get rid of the puppy that they’ve had chained up… oh I don’t know, SINCE THEY GOT IT, I thought, “Shit dude, give me that dog.” She’s a dachshund something or other mix, but mostly looks like a dachshund… short and dumpy. She’s sooo soft and cute and I CANNOT WAIT.
HAND OVER THE DOG.
I had a friend in college who was really obsessed with Tennessee football. I mean REALLY obsessed. Her husband was really good looking. ahaha. He was bald… but there’s nothing wrong with that. It wasn’t a George Kostanza type of bald, I think it was an “on purpose” bald. Like, that’s right ladies, I’m bald like Mr. Clean… but I look far better than Mister Clean. Don’t you agree?
Oh, bald black man with UT obsessed wife, I SO AGREE.
If you are looking to move out west, perhaps you should look into Arizona real estate. I’m not really sure what Arizona offers, but I’m sure there’s something nice about it. Maybe the weather? Or cheap housing? I’m not sure, but I think it would be a lot of fun to randomly move to another state. Not enough fun for me to up and do it though. I’m very happy where I’m at… ya heard!
The drama levels have been at all time highs lately, and it seems like the office is no exception. Quite frankly I’m over the drama, I’ve been over it for years now. So what is it that makes people just love it?
When there’s a drama llama knocking at my door I take pride in ignoring the dumb fuck for A. wasting my time and B. trying to get something started. There is nothing more irritating than someone who just can’t get over it already. NEWSFLASH: NO ONE CARES!
Take your drama elsewhere! If someone tries to start it with you, be the bigger person and ignore them! Or even better, be an even bigger person than that AND TEAR THEM A NEW ASSHOLE SO MAYBE THEY WILL SHUT THE HELL UP.
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Amanda is not helping push the idea of getting a cat out of my head. A woman I work with is not helping either, she sent me possibly the cutest pictures of her two cats being sweet and loving on each other. I can has cheezburger does not help me either. I have always been more of a dog person, but I also appreciate cats.
When I was in higschool (a freshmen to be exact) there was a cat roaming the neighborhood who found her way to my house. Amanda and I, being the hoodlums that we were, were always outside trying to find something to do, me with crackers in hand (snackrite!). This cat came up to me, acting nicer than any cat I’d ever seen and Amanda thought for sure she was in heat… but it turns out she was just that nice. I fed her some of my crackers and we instantly became buds.
The only problem was that my grandparents both HATED cats, (my grandfather most likely just going along with my grandmother) so I had to keep my new friend a secret. After a few days, I decided to name her Cooter, not after the female genitalia but after the carnies on the Simpsons ah yes, I was such a Simpsons freak back then.
Anywho, I proceeded to let this cat in through my bedroom window every night. I would feed her and she would spend the night cuddled up with me in my bed. I ended up getting caught a handful of times, but none of them ever stopped me. My grandfather acted like he didn’t even care, which I’m sure he didn’t, but because the Bitch was still alive… Cooter disappeared one day.
I thought I saw her roaming through my yard a few times, but I doubt that was her. My grandfather claimed that she really belonged to someone, but if that was the case you think they would have noticed that their cat was never around, or that she was starving (until I came along). I think he knew what really happened, but was just trying to cover up for the fact that my grandmother most likely poisoned her.
Long live Cooter!
I used to want to put a car spoiler on the back of my Beetle, but after that thing has got a little bit of wear and tear I could not careless to “soup it up” or make it pretty. As long as it gets me to and from work and wherever else I need to go, I am fine with it. It’s not like I go racing or even have any idea what good a spoiler will do other than make my car either look ridiculous, or a bit cute. Sounds like a waste of money to me! A beetle doesn’t need a damn spoiler anyway… ITS A BEETLE.