SO. I believe I am getting another dog. Hopefully tomorrow.

I know I had my heart set on a kittie…. but after learning that the neighbors were still wanting to get rid of the puppy that they’ve had chained up… oh I don’t know, SINCE THEY GOT IT, I thought, “Shit dude, give me that dog.” She’s a dachshund something or other mix, but mostly looks like a dachshund… short and dumpy. She’s sooo soft and cute and I CANNOT WAIT.

HAND OVER THE DOG.

I had a friend in college who was really obsessed with Tennessee football. I mean REALLY obsessed. Her husband was really good looking. ahaha. He was bald… but there’s nothing wrong with that. It wasn’t a George Kostanza type of bald, I think it was an “on purpose” bald. Like, that’s right ladies, I’m bald like Mr. Clean… but I look far better than Mister Clean. Don’t you agree?

Oh, bald black man with UT obsessed wife, I SO AGREE.

If you are looking to move out west, perhaps you should look into Arizona real estate. I’m not really sure what Arizona offers, but I’m sure there’s something nice about it. Maybe the weather? Or cheap housing? I’m not sure, but I think it would be a lot of fun to randomly move to another state. Not enough fun for me to up and do it though. I’m very happy where I’m at… ya heard!