Sherman, sherman, sherman.

Someone who really needs to consider a colon cleanse would definitely be my cousin, Les. Let me tell you that honkey can blow all the fish out of the water with her ass. It’s really amazing, I think she gets it from her mother.

To prove my previous statement she just IMed me to let me know she “just had the worst ass blast I’ve had in my life.” Sounds to me like she’s in serious need of some colon cleansing. Clean it out, girl!

Digital photography fetish

I really really have a weakness for digital cameras. I’m not sure why, but I always have. I remember my first digital camera was one that my brother got for me… with no flash, but hey, it beeped! Next up was a polaroid I think, that my grandfather gave me. It had a flash AND an LCD screen if I remember correctly… that camera was just funny all together but we took a shit ton of photos with it for sure!

I love you lola bean

I have been considering getting my dog Lola Bean microchipped. I don’t fully see the practicality in it because someone would see her dogtag before they decided hey, let’s take her to the pound to see if she’s microchipped. Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me but because I love my dog sooo much I’ve been thinking about it, just incase.

What are your thoughts? Give me some input and make me see the point other than being overly cautious, please. :)

Can’t sleep for all the furniture

I just LOOOOVE furniture shopping. If you came to my house you would definitely be able to tell as there is more furniture in there than I know what to do with. I’d like to have it all in place so that my house would feel more complete but there just isn’t enough room currently. Oh well, my guest bedroom will just have to wait. Although I’m tired of seeing poor Amanda have to sleep on the couch, that thing is comfortable and all but I doubt it’s any fun to be sleeping at 2 pm while the rest of the house is up and awake..

I don’t even like putt-putt

My uncle used to be really into golfing. I’m not sure what he did with all of his Golf Equipment… maybe he still has it? I’m not sure, but golfing seems like it would be really hard. Someone I work with went golfing for the first time and she said it wasn’t too bad, but I honestly can’t see what kind of joy I would get out of… golfing. I’d rather just take a nap out on the course somewhere.

Damn my laziness.

Think outside the bun

Taco Bell is my favorite for the following reasons:

1. Mexican food is my favorite food, so of course the fast food version is going to hit the spot.
2. There is always lots of cheese involved.
3. Despite the fact that sour cream is included in a lot of their food, I can usually eat just about anything from the menu.
4. They’re always trying to invent new items to offer… they care about our selection!
5. Good sweet tea.

And there you have it. My favorite fast food.

Party at my place, you’re invited

I think one day I will throw a huge party that include some fancy invitations. I probably won’t, but it’s fun to think about.. I don’t even know what kind of party I could have other than a drunken one where I invite all two of my good friends. Buhaha. Who am I kidding, I’m sure I could go out somewhere and bring a bunch of random people over. Hey, you guys, I got invitations!