Arby’s is really starting to upset me. I went in today for a number 7, and they have repeatedly forgotten my side of red ranch.

Do I need to go into detail about how crucial the red ranch is to my taste buds? It is extremely, the Chicken Bacoon Swiss is just not worth eating unless it is dripping with red ranch.

Not only did they screw up there, but on top of that, they gave me MOUNTAIN DEW instead of Sweet Tea. When you are someone who doesn’t drink soda, pop, coke, whatever you want to call it, the sweet tea is possibly the most important part of the meal. How else would I get down the really dry and crispy, red-ranchless sandwich?